There is no "correct" way to use Hi.
You can use it like a scientist, a travel writer, a foodie, or a journalist. But to make sure everybody has a good time, please keep these simple rules in mind.
And, of course, we reserve the right to kick you out for being a jerk. So don’t be a jerk, ok? (Jerks are like porn, you know ‘em when you see ‘em.)
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