Hello, people of future and perhaps past (also present). I am writing this as a message to the future and whoever sees this for whatever reason. I see it as my civic duty to be messenger of past problems from a earlier time. It is 12/5/2016 in the common era at 10:59:56 to be more precise. I say this is a key time in North America [ A former/present continent on earth]. I say there is less bad in the world than there seems. It appears that way because the medias are blowing it out of control. The major overall problems appear to be (but aren’t limited to, and in order of importance) :
Solve all ten problems and you shall have made humanity and other species back to the prepotentional disaster stage. Good Luck!
Luna and Sol
The polka band at Hollerbach's is playing "She's Too Fat for Me."
Ladybird lunch buggy buddy
Some days you're hopping, others you're just road kill.
Teensy spiders shelter in the wheel well of my car.
Cheap burritos, friendly staff, and nuclear decor ( or is that the hot sauce? ) There's a reason this place is packed at lunch, and it's not just the Tuesday specials.
Hungry birds dig into the new grass at the latest chain restaurant in town. It wasn't planted for them, but they don't mind.
A temporary gap on the counter, soon to be filled with yet more stuff. Empty space is lovely and underappreciated...
A bird with a pointy, orange beak is attacking the atrium window. The window is evil, and must die.