"My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure."
"I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
“The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.”
– George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903)
"Art in the blood is liable to take the strangest forms."
- Sherlock Holmes