Who let Jonny Ive into my bathroom and how long was he in here?

October 18th, 2013, 8am

It was 7.4°C. The breeze was light.

The Blue Toilet Paper Experiment didn’t last longer than an evening. M said that it was “just too weird”, and even went so far as to claim that it made her butt sad.

The toilet paper also comes in a bright primary red. The company claims that it is the only brand and colour that Beyoncé keeps in the house. I don’t believe them. It is an odd thing to brag about, considering what the product is used for. I can’t fathom the day-to-day decadence of Beyoncé’s existence, but I doubt she’s using toilet paper any differently than the rest of us.

David Wade, Mark and Lia said thanks.

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Jordan Clarke

A recent casualty of the publishing industry. Now I'm just curious about all this stuff. jordanclarke.net

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