I pulled up an article from Time that mentioned the singularity, scanned it, then I promptly deleted it.

Remember when the animatronic band didn't walk off the stage and hit the bar at the end of their set?

I remember the accident like it was yesterday.

Lily had been playing outside with her new dog all day and his battery was running low.

Broke? I have cash all over; too bad it's worthless. I may have to go work in the mines.

We are slaves to tech. Treacherous and overbearing, we are forced to design our offspring better than they designed us.