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Allan Lazenby
Mostly in SC
Wrencher of bicycles, petter of dogs. Active cyclist and a cycling activist. I unabashedly put the worst of me into words.
4,420 words in 21 moments in 9 cities since October 4th, 2013
Most Popular Stories by Allan
Halloween, fashion, Cafe Views
Halloween - the only thing other than drag shows and Vegas that fuels the cheetah-print economy.
Greenville — This year, I decided that I’d finally had enough of sitting at home on Halloween. It felt odd to make that a conscious decision. I definitely didn’t make a conscious effort to sit on my ass, eat can...
Travel, Vacation, Spirit Animal
Travel totem.
Marshville — I honestly couldn’t remember the last time I had taken a vacation. Not a day trip, a weekend jaunt, not a sneer-worthy “staycation.” An actual vacation. A GTFO-fest where you fly middle fingers at ...
Bicycles, Mountain Biking, Outdoors
This is why we mountain bike.
Pisgah forest — One of the perks of working in the bike industry is that our offices can be mobile. We don’t take advantage of this enough, though. Often we end up sitting in some anonymous Starbucks with a vendor,...
All Stories by Allan
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Christmas, Cookies, The Past
Hosts of Christmas Past
in Spartanburg -
Dogs, Cold, pets
On Hoth, no one can hear your shame.
in Duncan -
Travel, Vacation, Spirit Animal
Travel totem.
in Marshville -
Turtles
She didn't want to ride the tortoise...but I sure did.
in Spartanburg -
Bicycles, Mountain Biking, Outdoors
This is why we mountain bike.
in Pisgah Forest -
Halloween, fashion, Cafe Views
Halloween - the only thing other than drag shows and Vegas that fuels the cheetah-print economy.
in Greenville -
Hob Nob: one of the few reasons I miss Atlanta.
in Atlanta -
Selling one of my creations feels like I've betrayed it. Even though it's the best reasons, I hate letting go.
in Duncan -
Prose
Oktoberfest solo is interesting. People watching is almost shamefully good when the city is drunk by noon.
in Asheville -
Bicycles, Urban
We carve mountains out of the curves and whorls of concrete.
in Greenville
All moments from Allan
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On Hoth, no one can hear your shame.
Duncan, United States -
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Hosts of Christmas Past
Spartanburg, United States -
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Two naughty, hollow eyes made from coal.
Fountain Inn, United States -
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Tree-B-Cue
Fountain Inn, United States -
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Sentinels
Fountain Inn, United States -
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Travel totem.
Marshville, United States -
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She didn't want to ride the tortoise...but I sure did.
Spartanburg, United States -
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Galactic feeds my horn addiction.
Charlotte, United States -
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This is why we mountain bike.
Pisgah Forest, United States -
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Halloween - the only thing other than drag shows and Vegas that fuels the cheetah-print economy.
Greenville, United States -
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It was 1973, and choosy moms chose ANSI-certified cabinetry. Only the best for their lard, aspic cookbooks, and Jell-O molds.
Greenville, United States -
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I, Sad Robot
Atlanta, United States -
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Hob Nob: one of the few reasons I miss Atlanta.
Atlanta, United States -
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Selling one of my creations feels like I've betrayed it. Even though it's the best reasons, I hate letting go.
Duncan, United States -
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Oktoberfest solo is interesting. People watching is almost shamefully good when the city is drunk by noon.
Asheville, United States -
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We carve mountains out of the curves and whorls of concrete.
Greenville, United States -
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Morning light isn't condescending when you actually slept the night through.
Spartanburg, United States -
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"It's time for you to go home, John!" "Why now?" he whines."Because you suck!"Man, I love kids.
Duncan, United States -
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I have no idea what the bushes outside my apartment are, but they smell heady like clean, citrus-kissed skin.
Duncan, United States -
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It's nice to finally exorcise a few old demons tonight. Time definitely makes the scars smaller.
Duncan, United States -
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The South has two religions in the fall - NCAA football and Jesus. I'm usually outside the church.
Spartanburg, United States
